The Onion 2 September 2000 . 

M.A.M.E. somehow emulates more games than have ever existed
 

A.P. -- MAME reached a historic accord with the release of .37 beta 7, emulating more electronic arcade games than have ever existed since the beginning of time.  When questioned severely, Nicola Salmonella relented with the answers.

"After emulating everything I could get my hands on, I thought it was all over.  With no more arcade games to work on, I did the only thing I could.  I made them up."

"Dog Patch, 1978?  There's a reason you've never heard of it before it got into MAME.  I wrote that last year.  How do like my l33t graphics skillz?  Take a look at the ending credits to a lot of those games, and you'll find a few suprises, heh."


Nicola's own Dog Patch.

"I mean, Electric Yo-Yo....c'mon now.  I thought you all would have figured it out by now.", summed up the mogul.
 
 
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