The Onion 2 September 2000

The Bobbya Challenge!!

Let's not kid ourselves.  Bobbya is an idiot.  Next time you see him, be sure to congratulate him for somehow succeeding in modern society despite his great handicaps.  To honor him, I have created the Bobbya Challenge.  The task for you is this:  Search through your old IRC logs, and find a sentence by Bobbya.  That is it. One complete sentence.  Keep in mind, this sentence must be correct in A) spelling, B) grammar, and C) punctuation.  The log must be dated, so I can verify it.  If it comes right down to it, you can even try to trick Bobby into saying a sentence, but keep in mind that he is craftier than he seems, and probably won't fall for such a ruse.

The Loot:  The first person to send a perfect Bobbya sentence will receive a printed version of Bit Rot issue 1.  This gem is one-of-a-kind, printed on ultra high quality paper and with only the sharpest laser printer.  And it doesn't end there, the printed paper has a bonus article, of which you will be the only one to read in the entire universe.  Stunning, I know.  Get crackin', and send your findings to bit_rot@hotmail.com.
 
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