Volume 1 Issue 3  |Emulation's Most Petulant News Source  |8 September 2000

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News JoseQ too busy drawing logos for every news item to bothing posting anything. News posters being forced to pretend to like Bit Rot, or be considered "humorless" by peers. Sardu found dead in dumpster- Nintendo chief suspect. MAMEteam says "No" to gambling, "Definite Yes" to porn.

News In Brief Emucamp's Top 100 Emulators Part 2 continues fine tradition SEATTLE, WA-- Emucamp mainstay Lilac heralded the return of the old favorite Top 100 Emulators of All Time.  This crowd-pleaser of a contest lets all the emulation fans out there to vote on the best emu's; to see which is really the best.  To be fair, of course, all Emucamp staff members' votes count approximately 100 times more than anyone else's.  Lilac smoothly explains this system:  "Emucamp staffers have an intimate knowledge of emulators.   We are simply better than the rest of you commoners.  So if I were to think PrettyNES is the best emulator of all time, that's simply how it's going to be." "I wouldn't think that, though...  It's just a joke, OK?", added Lilac.  "PrettyNES... my God." All emus planning to merge to form "MAMEARAINAEMUCADE DX" BERLIN, GERMANY--  Heads of all the major emulation engines met in Swizerland this Tuesday to discuss the merging of every emulator.  The final result, MAMEARAINAEMUCADE DX, will run every known console and arcade system, and will require a Pentium III-1000 to be able to run Space Invaders.  Other names speculated by the team include The Borg II, and SPARCALLUSYSINES ENGINE. Statshot- The BobbyA Incredibly Stupid Quote list!! If you're not in the know, bobbya is a semi-illiterate who for some reason insists upon joining #retrogamers and spouting off nonsense. Here are some of his pearls of wisdom. mod chips dont make people happy...just cattle suck on a hamliritch doors are all closeed...its asshole time sonunds like the messenenger bannana head relaxe f--- you and ramboo got a freind in pen state im not in colledge BONUS BOBBYA CHALLENGE!!!! Win your own printed copy of Bit Rot!!

Top Story Emucamp reveals new moneymaking plan RAINE Project's katharsis honoured for achievements in the field of emulation MAME somehow emulates more games than have ever existed Mailbag-  Reader's Letters E-Mail the Editor

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