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2 August 2000 | . |
Opi to Simultanously Report News For Every Emulation Webpage
A.P. -- Emu news reporter Opi became news himself when he announced this week he would be reporting the news for every single emulation site out there. "After writing for Emucamp, I joined up with Geoshock, and then to Retrogames. After that it was just a matter of time before I went ahead and wrote for everyone." said Opi in a carefully planned press conference.
Some pundits are up in arms over the announcement, claiming this move will cause a bland conformity among the noted sites. The participating webmasters, however, are apparently not concerned.
"All of our websites were looking the same anyways, so I don't see a problem.", notes Arcade@home owner Tim Eckel. "This leaves me free to concentrate on adding more and more banners throughout my site."
"Blame lev", added Eckel.
Atila Mert,
owner of Retrogames, agrees: "I must compulsively download one gigabyte
of pornography per day. If it weren't for Opi helping out with the
news, I don't know how I'd manage. Hey, you want to see a woman with
3 breasts?"
Screenshots of three of the major newsites after Opi's
takeover.
There is no truth to the rumor that the rightmost
will be renamed "Opicamp".
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2 August 2000 | . |