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MAMEDEV
destroys Tokyo in destructive rampage. |
| Exodus3D
produces MAME Flash animation that takes longer to download than the actual
ROM. |
| Conjurer
sets record by saying "blame lev" 10,000 times. |
Emucult revealed to be a bunch of
people nobody's ever heard of and who don't realize what morons they look
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News
In Brief
Lev buys OfficeMax
chain with Emulation World banner profits
JEFFERSON
CITY, MO--With stock prices at an all-time low 4.75, OfficeMax was ripe
for a hostile takeover. 3 days later, vengeful ex-employee "Lev"
bought it outright with the profits he has made off of other people's hard
work. "Now we'll see who's boss." was the only remark to be
heard from him. Other recent purchases by the mogul include every
arcade and console game ever made, so he can download and play any ROM
without fear of reprisal.
Lance
McCay pioneers new "update once per year" plan in news reporting
OCCUPIED
GERMANY--Famous creator of the now-ironically titled EmuXpress; Lance McCay,
stunned the world by actually posting an update. "It was an accident
really... One night I drunkenly stumbled over to the computer and banged
out a few sentences. In my confused state, I believed I was still
the maintainer of a popular, often-visited site.", said the creator.
Next on Lance's agenda is to go into hiding for 6 months, occasionally
popping into #retrogames and not saying anything.
Emuchrist
and VintageGaming boards declare war on each other for no obvious reason
LAKE
BLUFF, IL--Two of the more popular discussion forums, VintageGaming and
Emuchrist are locked in a constant battle of insults and guerilla activity,
despite the fact that they are both guilty of the exact same proclivities.
Both boards are filled with complaints about how the opposing site bans
anyone who doesn't agree with them, and mentions how childish the other
side is for calling them silly names. Board moderators TuxedoMask
and Toxiccreep (both with 10 letters and start with
't') apparently have selective amnesia, accusing each
other of deleting posts despite the fact that they both do it regularly. |
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